Was I destined to hate 'Barbie' if I didn't wear hot pink?

Plus parallels between the movie and the US women's soccer team.

[Estimated reading time: 4 minutes, 57 seconds. Also tried to avoid spoilers on “Barbie”.]

I’ll admit I wasn't expected to be interested in watching “Barbie”. I didn’t spend a lot of time playing with Barbie while growing …